Egypt arrested

In an early morning raid by the FBI, Egypt was arrested and charged with, among other things, conspiracy to commit organized crime, extortion, attempted murder, selling of stolen merchandise, shoplifting and three counts of littering.
Its the biggest bust in FBI history with nearly 42 million already arrested and countless more expected to be by days end, everyone is left to question how we didn’t see Egypt for what it really was, a pyramid scheme?
A press conference is to be held later this evening, hopefully the answers will be provided so that we may get the closure we need…

Dr. Emmet Brown finally arrested after decades long search

Dr Emmet Brown arrived home yesterday from the year 1955, after disappearing in a futuristic looking 1985 Delorean of the past. The happiness friends and family felt after seeing the long thought dead scientist was short-lived when, approximately ten minutes after his arrival, police stormed in with a warrant and arrested him for the suspected murder of Marty Mcfly whose disappearance in the late 80’s has long been subject of debate for supporters of the doctor.

Did Dr. Brown kill Marty Mcfly? That was the question on everyones mind after the two were last seen talking late one night around the town clock tower. Some said that Dr Brown was an eccentric scientist with a taste for young boy assistants, others said that it was not Doc Brown at all and police should look toward Marty’s mother for answers in his disappearance.

In 1955 Lorraine Mcfly(her last name was Baines then) had a torrid affair with someone named Calvin Klein(no relation to the fashion guru) at around the time of her high school prom. Friends of Lorraine often told her how much her son Marty looked like Calvin and would joke about who the actual father was.

How much of what they were saying was based in truth though? That is the question everyone is asking after the news broke. More importantly, that’s the question police have been asking since the disappearance of young Marty in the 80’s.
Now though, with todays raid on Dr. Brown, might the police finally have the evidence they need to convict? Considering he has long since been the only person of interest in this decades long cold case, many are hopeful to finally get answers to questions most thought could never be fully explained.

More as it develops.